Interesting proposition, though faking the car into turtle mode may cause firmware issues and has safety risks as you won't have full power available to escape dangerous situations. Then again, I'm not sure if turtle mode will give you the desired results. I've went as far as three miles into turtle and had no loss of power.
I use ECO mode all the time, and it is great for making you push on the pedal for power, but you can still easily go faster than you want to.
I've pondered the feasibility of an Arduino cruise control. You have a speed pickup somewhere (possibly even from the CANbus), with a few buttons as inputs, and the Arduino controls a servo that has an elastic connection to the throttle pedal. Elastic so that the cruise system can be physically overridden if something happens to it. Of course, you also have an input connected to the brake light circuit so that pressing the brake pedal shuts off the cruise.